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A Plague of Undead Were​-​Wolverines

by The MidMorning Thrashers

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///LYRICS///
Found a locket
Just my luck
A shiny golden locket
With writing and stuff

Opened that mother, to my surprise
I was changed before my eyes
Fur covered arms, bloody entrails
A hair coated zombie?
Seems rather rare

Took my skateboard to the street
Gliding past screams chasing me

Caught a glimpse of myself in the light
This is sure to be a kickass night

Everything seems rather surreal
Craving blood is a different kind of feel
With abundant strength and heightened senses

Perfect time to whip out my revenge list
Let's get the party started with some mischief

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle-shells
And pretty maids all in a row

Bet you sluts didn't see this coming
This is the day of reckoning
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

Fingernails sharp, gritted teeth
Force every one of you to your knees
Lipgloss, polish, and death
Orchestrating your last breath

Maybe now you’ll think twice
When turning down a guy that’s nice
Cuz he might just find a locket
That'll transform him into a zealot

Oh wait, that’s right
You’ll never have that chance
Cuz that’s already happened
And I've got all these great plans

Like ripping you apart with my jaws
Gutting you with these filthy claws,
Roll your eyes all you wish
Can’t wait to see them squished

Your friends, they’re next
Should’ve responded to my texts
Or answered their cell
Lost connection? That's really swell!

I’m a wolfified zomberine
I only care about one thing
And that is, to bring you pain
Death through dismemberment? It's all the same

Now's it's your turn to finally bleed
Here's a bit of advice that you should heed
When a man ask's you on a date
GIVE HIM A CHANCE OR HE MIGHT KILL YOU LATER

I'm so sorry
I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm so sorry
Can we please try again?
I'm so sorry
I can only seem to screw up
I'm so sorry

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released February 22, 2013
///CREDITS///
Tom - Vocals, guitars, drum programming, synth programming , intro voice-over
Shara - Vocals, intro voice-over

Music written by Tom
Lyrics written by Shara Harden and Tom

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